Justin Time and the Time Trappers

So, you might be wondering why they called them Time Nappers? Well you know how Kid Nappers work? Same idea with this. Well almost the same. Except you don’t like steal a kid, you instead steal a section of time and try to change it.

Time nappers usually have something that they are trying to correct, per them. The first known time napper was one person that was code named the Colonel now. The Colonel supposedly came from 200 years in the future (a hundred years from now) and he went back to kill a young girl named Alnilam, because supposedly per him she was the bane of the universe.

How could a girl whose name was literally named Sapphire, be the bane to the universe? Who knows. The Colonel was crazy. He wanted the girl for his own said that it would make him whole and he was perfect for him. Of course, this Colonel character was stopped by the original Time Trapper, a fellow named Sebastian Gould.

So why were we called Time Trappers? Well the way that Sebastian caught this Colonel character was by trapping him. So, you had the time nappers, the bad guys trying to steal time, and the time trappers those who were sent back to stop them from stealing them. Yeah that is pretty much it.

So why did I join? Well you know how I have a super crush on Paula? Yeah, she’s the reason I was here. I met her like what was it two years ago, I think. I used to be pat of the regular SPADE agency, and I had been for a few years at that point. Then one day I saw Paula, and I found out she was the director of this division. I asked to be transferred and here I was.

Yes, my sorry ass has had a super crush on her ever since. Why haven’t I asked her out yet? Because I am a little piece of chicken shit that’s why. Duh. I may talk like I’m the shit but when it comes to girls especially beautiful girls like she was, yeah there was no way I could be able to ask her out.

This senior officer bullshit Sheamus said earlier was just that, BS I scoured all the SPADE protocol up down and sideways and there was nothing about being unable to court a senior officer anywhere. So fast forward two years and gallons of seed later and my dumb ass still hasn’t asked her out.

It wasn’t like I knew she was seeing someone, she wasn’t. I knew it because she didn’t have a ring and a girl her age would have to be married and not dating someone. She might be one of those business type girls who do nothing but work and have no time for a relationship. I believed it.

I tried not to think of her so much as I was getting myself ready. But it was hard not to think about her she was so damn sexy. Her legs, her smile, her body was fit as hell, she was a fucking cougar and I wanted to literally banged, the shit out of her. I shook my head and thought of boring girl.

I had to focus at the task at hand. I shook my head I got myself ready by putting my helmet on and tapped in the time coordinates and a portal opened in front of me. I walked into it and appeared on the other side. I scanned around trying to find any temporal distortions.

“There you are,” I found a faint temporal distortion and started heading over there. As I was getting there, I was wondering what would happen if I got there and she was in the middle of fucking the cave-man what did protocol call for?

I couldn’t kill the caveman, article 38214 was to not kill anything native to the timeline. But I couldn’t let the chick fuck him either. Article 31722, time nappers who traveled for the purpose of sexual deviancy shall be stopped at the utmost urgency, or something like that.

I was lucky last time, I had managed to stop that idiot who tried to fuck his own grandmother before he even found her. Maybe I would be lucky again and stop this chick before she could find the caveman. I watched my step and started looking around making sure not to accidentally squish an ant which will create a butterfly effect thing that would like cause us have eight legs or something.

That was one thing about being a time trapper and not a time napper. A time napper didn’t care about the consequences of what they were doing when they fucked with time. Us time trappers, yeah, we had like drills pretty much every day that drilled us on making sure we didn’t accidentally squish something. I suddenly remembered when I came back, I had to go to the mandatory drills.

“Shit that’s going to be boring,” I sighed.

I followed the readings I was seeing, and I soon reached where the readings were coming from. It was coming from behind a bush. I didn’t hear any sexual sounds, so I thought I was lucky. I pulled out my gun and slowly walked through the bush. On the other side I watched. It was the girl…or was it?

I cocked my head curiously trying to figure out if it was the girl or not. It looked like her…but it didn’t look like her. She was naked, completely naked and she wasn’t like super-hot naked she had these patches of fur all over her body. Muscles could be seen under those patches, she looked super fit but I was confused why did she look so hairy?

“What the shit?” I said, and the creature turned to me and gave this horrible scream. “Oh fuck!”

The creature ran at me full force.

“Stand back, hand where I could see them!” I said. But monkey girl didn’t give a shit she attacked me. She gave these crazy monkey screams as she lashed at me.

I managed to block the damn thing from hitting me, I then hit it with one of my batons and smacked across her face. The monkey thing fell to the floor unconscious.

“What the fuck?” I asked, and I scanned this thing to make sure it was her.

“80% match,” the computer said.

“What the hell does that mean?” I asked.

“DNA of subject has been altered,” the computer said.

“DNA has been altered?” I said looking at the monkey girl. What the hell did that mean? I wondered.

I quickly put up a time trap and opened a portal. I scanned around making sure no random fly would come in with me and pulled the monkey girl with me. In few moments I appeared on the other side pulling the monkey girl with me.

“What the hell is that?” one of the scientists said who came to meet with me.

“You tell me,” I said.

“Is that the subject?” The scientist asked.

“Again, you tell me,” I said.

“Understood,” the scientist said and started scanning the monkey girl.

I looked at this thing confused. I had no idea what the hell this thing was supposed to be. It was breathing softly, and it totally did not look like the dorky girl well it did if she had been spliced with a monkey.

“80% match,” the scientist said and then to the other scientist. “Take her to the lab.” Then the scientist looked over at me. “Please get me your report soon.”

“Sure doc,” I saluted, and he rolled his eyes and they moved the monkey girl out of the space.

I wondered what the hell that was about. I didn’t see anything in her record that she was secretly a monkey girl. So that meant she had been turned into it, at least I think she was turned into it. Of course, in this neck of the woods, that was not something that was uncommon.

The damn project Rho, had a habit of trying to turn people into super soldiers, but as far as super soldiers go, why this geeky girl? And then to top it off why send her back in time? I had no idea, but that was not my problem, I figured. I wrote my report and headed out for the day.