Fudge, I reincarnated as the heroine!

I was playing an otome game for the first time and... I was disappointed, really!

I mean, I was hoping to get a glimpse of the ‘oh so trendy’ villainess, but seriously, what the heck!

There was none! Aren’t otome games supposed to have them? I mean they’re quite the trademark in the reincarnation novels I’ve been reading!

And don’t get me started on the capture targets! They’re sooo lame!

I mean, it’s like trying really hard to please someone, but I didn’t sign up to be an ass-licker, I wanted to see a fantasy romance that doesn’t happen, like ever in real life! But I’ve got to give it credit for something that doesn’t happen in real life, and that is, me pleasing a guy...

I really love the villainess reincarnation program that occurs in otome game novels, so clearly it was a letdown. Like my boyfriend...

My parents are so eager to see me get out of the house that they actually set me up with their friend’s son. But we don’t have anything in common. We agreed to pretend that we’re dating so that our parents don’t force another inconvenient thing on us.

I love anime, manga and novels, while all he cares about is that boring thing called social media. I acknowledge the fact that we’re both on our phones all day long, but anime is justice!

And the most infuriating thing is that he says that anime is for kids!

How could I ever forgive such a statement!

At least we can peacefully watch what we love while our parents don’t disturb us.

What pisses me off is that I actually miss the time we aren’t together. I guess human relations are indispensable to a social being like me, no matter how hard I try to deny it.

Just lying on the same couch opposed to each other was pleasant, I guess?

Anyway, as I was playing the game, I realised there was no villainess. The game was called ‘My only love’, but apparently, you could have a harem ending besides the friends ending, like how ironic!

There was a girl that was the fiancé of the main capture target though. She was so pitiful. Her own family got rid of her through this marriage, as she was useless, possessing no magical powers and not able to succeed the throne. They made use of the engagement to make ties with that country’s royal family. The crown prince, he wasn’t pleased with his fiancé. Even if she was the first princess of her respective country, she basically had no worth other than her title.

Well, as I was playing the game, no, I didn’t die and reincarnate. What actually happened was, that I went to the store to buy some chips, when truck-sama, no, I didn’t die and reincarnate. What eventually happened was that my boyfriend came on our usual date when I returned home and he turned out to be yandere, no, I didn’t die and reincarnate, I actually accidentally touched his phone, so he overreacted. What did get me in the end is that I choked on some chips, I died and reincarnated.

Shit! I didn’t get to delete my watch history!