Dungeon Defense (WN)

I discovered Barbatos in my Demon Lord room when I returned to it one day.

“Hi. You still look annoying as usual. Oh right, it looked tasty, so I’ve been drinking some.”

“…….”

I’m going to explain literally what I had gone through just now. No, it was hard to say that I went through something when it made no sense at all.

I returned home after taking care of my duties as a lord at a village. However, when I opened the door to my room, I discovered a white-haired girl laying on my bed. She was also drinking my most luxurious bottle of wine which I had been keeping in reserve straight from the bottle.

That wasn’t all. I was also told ‘You still look annoying as usual.’ in an incredibly casual way as if it were a greeting. If a tribe or nation that uses this as a greeting existed, then they would’ve fallen into ruin within 3 hours due to a civil war.

Is there something wrong with this loli bitch?

“Uu━━eeh━━uu?”

I approached Barbatos and started touching her cheeks. I was hoping that this was an illusion or a well-made costume. Barbatos questioned my actions with her gaze.

“There are a lot of things I want to complain about, but let me ask you this first. What’s the girl who should be acting as the regent of Habsburg doing here?”

“I got tired of fighting with that bitch Agares and Gamigin. Fuck.”

Barbatos brushed my hands off of her and let out a sigh.

There was currently a substantial struggle for power happening in the land that was once the Habsburg Empire. It was between Demon Lord Barbatos who leads the Plains Faction, Rank 2 Demon Lord Agares, and Rank 4 Demon Lord Gamigin. Out of the three, Barbatos had the dominant position, but it seems that things weren’t going that well.

“All you have to do is ignore a bunch of people making a fuss about wanting land.“

“Yeah, and have I given them any land? Sheesh, you retard.”

“I don’t want to hear that from a retard, you mega retard.”

Barbatos stuck out her lips and handed the wine bottle to me. I sat on the bed and drank from the bottle with one hand.

Well, Barbatos was probably stressed in her own way. She was both a Demon Lord and the leader of a large group known as the Plains Faction. She has to be mindful of other people’s gazes. She can’t relieve her stress however she pleases.

She probably reached her breaking point and came to my dungeon partially in order to escape and in order to take a break. I’m not so cold-hearted that I would question why a tired person was here and try to chase them out

Barbatos spoke.

“Oh right, your security here sucks. I wasn’t stopped even once on my way here, you know? I was wondering how impressive it’d be since you poured millions of gold coins into this, but you just open your legs to anyone like a used rag, huh? I’ll call your Demon Lord castle Rag from now on, keke.”

“…….”

As I thought, I want to chase her out. This rude bitch.

“But there was one person who seemed to recognize me as soon as I came here.”

Barbatos pointed up.

“She was quite the brave fellow, so I captured her for now.”

I followed her finger and looked up━to see Daisy hanging from the ceiling. She was like a fly caught on a web. Daisy was staring at me impassively.

“…….”

“…….”

What are you doing up there?

How would I know? Do not look.

We shared a silent conversation with our eyes. We were both at a loss for words about the current situation.

Referentially, after reuniting with her parents, Daisy has been handling her meals and lodging in my Demon Lord room while acting as a maid. She ended up in this unexpected incident while I was absent.

Only Barbatos was chatting happily in this room.

“I had cast an invisibility and a stealth spell, but she saw right through it. From the looks of it, she’s a human brat who just grew up from being an infant, but it’s like she has a sixth sense. Seriously. I was so amazed that I did a bunch of tests.”

Barbatos patted my shoulder.

“You really have a good eye for people. She’s pretty good. Where’d you find someone like her? On that note, give this brat to me. Let me raise her so I can use her a bit.”

“Like hell.”

I made a V shape with my middle and index fingers. This gesture basically meant ‘fuck you’ in this world.

“Do you know how much work I had to do to get her out of where she was?”

“I don’t know, but I do know one thing.”

Barbatos put her hand in her pocket. She took something out. I was at a loss for words when I saw what she had taken out. A transparent slime was squirming around on top of Barbatos’ palm.

She smiled slyly.

“You planted quite the interesting thing inside of the girl, huh?”

“…….”

“Our Dantalian has become quite the pervert since the last time we saw each other, huh?”

Drops of sweat flowed down my forehead.

“You shouted about how you would never do something as perverted as this when you played around with me and you made such a big fuss as you cried about wanting to have normal sex. And yet, you’re secretly enjoying this kind of play behind my back? Hey, Dantalian. Mr. Demon Lord who is supposedly the most diligent and sincere person in the world. Would you like to explain this to the obscene and perverted me?”

“W-Wait a moment, Barbatos. This is a misunderstanding. A misunderstanding, I say.”

I hastily reached my hand out to the slime, however, Barbatos easily avoided my attempt to grab the slime.

“There is a reason here that is beyond your understanding……an incredibly deep reason! It isn’t perverted at all!”

“Oh? I’m rather interested to know what sort of deep reason it could’ve been to put a torture slime inside of an 11-year-old girl.”

Barbatos leaned her body against me slightly. She was close enough that I could feel her breath. Damn it! This girl’s eyes were already glimmering with lust. My throat felt clogged.

I did my best to not get caught in the lust spell that she kept casting as I spoke.

“Well, she’s an incredibly dangerous person……so I had to create a type of mental safety measure so that she wouldn’t rebel against me……Hey! Stop touching me!”

“How does putting a torture slime in a girl’s hold become a mental safety measure? I don’t understand.”

Barbatos grinned as she started to rub my crotch.

“I don’t want to do this here right now! A kid is watching!”

“That’s not something a guy who was tormenting a girl with a slime should be saying. Also, so what? There’s that, you know?”

She came close and whispered into my ear.

“I get more excited when there’s someone else watching.”

We ended up doing it.

While Daisy hung from the ceiling and stared right at us.

Adding to this, Barbatos had taken the role of the master while I was the slave. I was forced into this kind of roleplay while being watched by an 11-year-old girl. What a messed up situation.

I begged Barbatos to forgive me, but that got her more excited as she shouted “Kekeke! Scream, scream more you dirty dog!”. Why did I think otherwise? Barbatos has always been like this. She has always been a crude person.

I had no other choice but to be quiet after realizing that my partner was a person who liked it the more I shouted…….

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“Call all of your girls here.”

Barbatos said to me as soon as our play was over. She had stolen my pipe and was smoking from it on her own volition. On the other hand, I was sitting at a corner of the bed being depressed. It felt like the gender roles had been swapped, but the other person was Barbatos. What could I do?

“My girls?”

“There are girls you care about, right? The girl you brought as your adjutant during the Crescent Alliance and the girl that helped you when you sold black herbs. If there are other girls you have sex with, then bring them too.”

Why?

Barbatos scowled at me when I gave her a rebellious look.

“If I tell you to call them, then call them.”

It was shitty being the weak.

Shortly later, a few people gathered in my room.

Lapis who just started work on the construction of the first basement floor, Laura who was striving to do some military training with the goblins, and even Jeremi who was fooling around at Palatino. All of the females who were even slightly close to me had been gathered.

“This humble one gives her greetings to the Great One.”

“I bow in respect to Your Excellency the Supreme Commander.”

“I give my greetings to Her Highness the Demon Lord of Immortality.”

They all greeted Barbatos cordially. They lowered their heads to the ground as they prostrated themselves.

In reality, a Rank 8 Demon Lord was no different from the most honorable monarch in the world. It was probably a position that lowly individuals like Lapis and Jeremi couldn’t dare to handle. They were both extremely nervous.

Especially since Barbatos was naked right now. She didn’t get dressed after having sex with me. She met the girls while there were still clear signs of our antics everywhere. It was clear that the girls were panicking because they didn’t know where to look.

“Yeah, yeah. Raise your heads.”

Barbatos placed a hand on her chin as she spoke arrogantly. She was sitting on the throne that was crafted specifically for me as if it were the most natural thing to do.

“Who was the first person here to meet Dantalian? Raise your hand.”

“……It was this humble one.”

Lapis raised her hand impassively.

“What task do you handle under Dantalian?”

“It is temporary, but this humble one is in charge of finances.”

Mm, Barbatos nodded.

“Finance is the highest position. Then which one of you here has fucked Dantalian the most?”

Laura raised her right hand.

“My apologies, but it is this young lady. Your Excellency, this young lady is in charge of military affairs.”

“I figured it’d be you.”

Barbatos nodded again.

“Do you remember how many times you’ve done it so far?”

“At the very least, I believe about 200 times.”

“Mm. If it’s that much, then you’ve done it more than me.”

The girls in front of me were discussing how many times they’ve slept with me with incredibly serious looks on their faces. I wanted to run away from this scene that felt excessively postmodern. What is this? Is this a newly developed torture method?

“Who has played with Dantalian in the most perverse way here?”

“……This young lady has done it outside.”contemporary romance

Laura spoke carefully.

Barbatos clicked her tongue.

“Tsk tsk, that’s nothing. That doesn’t even reach a corner of obscenity. Anyone else?”

“This humble one has done it with him in the spectator seats of an opera.”

Jeremi spoke.

“In the spectator seats that are in clear view of the opera actors and actresses, Your Highness.”

“That’s a bit better, but it’s still lacking.”

“…….”

Lapis looked at me in shock. An emotionless shock. She looked like she wanted to nag at me, but was holding herself back since she was in Barbatos’ presence. I was probably going to get scolded by Lapis once Barbatos leaves…….

“Kittens, as you all know, Dantalian is,”

Barbatos pointed at the ceiling. Daisy was hanging there still.

“A debauchee. If he goes out, then he will always bewitch a girl. He might even be hiding a lover or two from even me and you. Of course, I support free love, but all things require organization. Don’t you agree?”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

The three of them answered in unison.

Barbatos grinned.

“I’ll say it clearly right now. I’m the legal wife.”

“…….”

“You are all concubines. Financial advisor, military advisor, and you, elf, I will only acknowledge the three of you as his concubines. If Dantalian says that he wants to include another woman, then do so after getting the approval of his legal wife, me.”

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TL Note: Thanks for reading the chapter. This segment is really starting off strong by gathering literally all the waifus together. I guess Paimon is the only one left out. Welp not much else to say, life is slow as usual. 

See you guys in the next chapter.

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